Craving Oral Sex…For Gut Health?

 

(WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT)

 

Summation:
-NIH study on oral sex bacterial transfer
-Young boys licking girlie magazines
-The mainstreaming of thongs, butts, and microbiomes
-Tiktok butt cheek licking
-My theory: Why we crave oral sex

 

This has to be one of those topics where I will give some source material to back up my theories:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6692966/

When I was in grade school, long before the days of the internet, one of the local neighborhood kids somehow acquired an adult magazine.  This was quite a monumental event for young boys; we finally get to see naked ladies!  We know girls give us cooties, but we’re somehow still extremely curious about their bodies.

The magazine was opened to discover three nude models, one of which had a main full-length feature with pages that folded out.  Anyone over 40 will certainly know where this trademark “men’s entertainment” eyeful is from.

We stared at the picture of this great nude body…

…and one of the boys planted his head, right around the middle of the page, and licked the page.

Our skin is part of our microbiome.  Was our young daring friend, through his young boy lust, expressing the body’s desire to build his immune system?  Via as-close-as-he-could-get to that beautiful woman’s skin being licked?

Being a “leg man,” the main sexual hunger I feel when I’m aroused is the desire to perform oral sex on the women I’m attracted to.  After I spend a lot of time kissing, licking and sucking on her legs, butt and other parts of her body.

See the TicTok browsers’ comments below for more about men’s desires to lick women’s bodies.

 

The Thong Song

 

With the now complete mainstreaming of thong bikinis since the mid-20-teens, analingus has also become the most popular that I believe it ever has, at least in my lifetime.

 

(Readers react):

“Oh crap…

(DEFINITE pun.)

He went there.

This guy must be a real perv.”

And “Yup.”  I am.

Just like all men.  And the best of us will never apologize for it.

 

I’ve often wondered to what extent it has become an “expected” part of sexual activity on the part of women; it has certainly always been a part of sexual literature since I was a kid seeking out the adult magazines of family or friends.

As have thong-style swimsuits.  Youngin’s today may see the thong as a relatively new invention, but it has been around for decades.

But (definite pun) both now are more pervasive than ever, and people are also more open than ever about sexual activity, as evidenced by the often “overly TMI” reality shows that are part of western culture fodder.

In that light, and being the type who has always been very openly communicative and not bashful about discussing much of anything, I wanted to open this idea up to more people so that perhaps science will put more effort into studying it to see what we can learn.

 

Cravings:  Food.  Sex.

 

In my content we discuss cravings, and how there may be nutritional deficiencies driving them; chocolate being an easy one, and possible magnesium deficiency. If one takes magnesium supplements, they will often notice reduced cravings for chocolate.

Men’s sex drives are (for the most part) more intense than women’s are. By nature, we are also the sex that needs the strength and vigor in order to provide and protect the family from a human historical perspective of gender role.

My thoughts were that perhaps part of the drive that men have that has that hunger for female bodies that society so often maligns may be tied to the natural need to survive and strengthen; the study provided above references how the oral microbiota and gut/systemic/skin microbiome are of course all linked together.

Women give birth through their birth canal, vagina. The baby comes out with the mother’s bacteria/etc coating the baby, and often even fecal matter is involved.

But that combination of bacteria/yeast/virus coats the baby’s body and is a first step towards building that baby’s vital immune system.

As such, c-sections may not provide the same benefits, and I have always told female family members that have c-sections to smear some of their vaginal fluid onto the baby’s skin at birth for this reason.

So does it sound like a reach to believe that many men’s desire to perform oral sex on women may be in part about exposure to the female’s microbiome that can be incorporated into the males and immune system enhancing? Perhaps this could apply to both the healthy pathogens as well as the less healthy ones, the latter of which would help the male immune system if they are manageable (such as more bacterial as compared to viral, such as herpes or hiv).

Or even the exposure to yeast/fungus, which if you’re familiar with my content you know I cover in great detail.

There are of course men who do not crave performing cunnilingus on women; I remember though the years in my working environments discovering men who had no desire for it (and even some that had less desire to receive oral sex, which was fascinating to me).

Perhaps their immune systems are peak-performing…? Perhaps they do not desire it because their bodies recognize they have no need for increased exposure to the bacterial/etc load of a foreign body (pun?).

And on the analingus front: we’ve all noticed the fashion acceptance I referenced for thongs since the mid-20-teens; I remember when female youtubers were getting a lot more attention just because they were sporting thong swimsuits, and the obsession with “booty” that also has always been there, is now much more exposed-pun, and with the fashion statement clearly here to stay.

As if women are going to stop wearing thongs any time soon now that they’re so mainstream?

I doubt it.

Which, as a side note, also makes them more naked than ever, which is really difficult for single and celibate men to deal with (from a sexual frustration point of view…an intense subject I will cover elsewhere).

 

TicTok butt licking: At the time of this writing I had signed up on tiktok simply to finally experience it as some young relatives of mine were heavily engaged with it.  I came across one video where a woman was in a thong bikini washing one of her dogs with a hose outside with several of her other dogs nearby watching the water and having fun.  You may’ve seen the video, it did go viral…but it probably didn’t go viral for the cute dogs, so much as for what one of the cute dogs was doing; as the woman was crouched down to keep the hose/water streaming on the dog she was washing, another little dog came up behind her and started licking her butt; he was licking her butt because there was water dripping all over her, anyone who knows animals could see that’s what was going on. 

But the comment section, as you could imagine, had a field day with noting the dog licking a very attractive and fit female butt, and was loaded with men stating how they “wish I was that dog.”  An endless line-up of comments envying the dog.  (lol).

Wanted to mention it since I just came across it and it was relevant to men wanting to lick women’s butts.  ;–P  (<—tongue pun?).

 

To continue: during this time our microbiomes have been steadily degraded, in my opinion since the 70’s and especially in the 90’s when GMO foods became mainstream.

I find an interesting parallel between the degradation of the microbiome and the public acceptance of almost-nude women in thong bikinis adding to the sexual hunger that men will naturally feel, especially as their testosterone levels continue to drop due to microplastics exposure…

…is it that much of a reach that all of these things are intimately-pun tied together?